Step one: Have a Toddler.
How It Works:
If said toddler is fascinated by everything one eats, one will be unable to finish a whole serving of food by oneself...ever.
The only way to eat between meals will be to lock oneself in the laundry room or bathroom. The indignity of it, will cause one to try this maneuver only for Milano Cookies or Dove Chocolate Promises. Toddler will ensure that time is limited, therefore consumption of offending calories will be few.
Most importantly, at the end of the day, one will have squatted 5oo times to pick up toys, ran 20 miles to keep up with toddler, lifted 25 pounds 50 times, and perform countless other pilate/yoga/gymnast/Kung Fu/Secret Service type moves to strengthen and tone every kind of known and unknown muscle group.
Results:
Guaranteed.
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2 comments:
LOL! I love this!!! :)
Hahaha! Sooooo true! The only time I can eat currently is if both kiddos are sleeping! ;)
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