Uses: For the relief of stress, frustration or feelings of insanity brought on after a week-long lockdown with a potty-training toddler, followed IMMEDIATELY by becoming quarantined again because of the flu caught by aforementioned potty-training toddler.
Remedy: For this remedy to be effective you must get out of the fetal position. Turn music of your choice (of the adult variety) up to loudest volume and begin singing at YOUR own loudest volume. Proper tone or pitch is not necessary, but volume is a must, along with dancing moves that are only appropriate in your home. Then, proceed to the pantry and decide that lunch time today will consist of baking a huge batch of Chocolate Chip cookies. Between the dancing, loud singing, eating cookie dough and then warm cookies and glasses of milk, every possible stress from all involved parties will immediately subside. Stress will be replaced with laughter, cuddles, new dance routines and fantastic memories.
Follow these instructions as often as necessary to maintain a positive attitude while locked inside your house for extended amounts of time. :)
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3 comments:
Oooo! Good remedy! LOL over here. Hope you are staving off the insanity okay!! xoxox
LOVE that solution! :) You are definitely a cool Mommy ;)
Oh no, poor Jessica! I'm sorry the past couple of weeks have been so difficult! Potty-training makes me turn into one crazy Mama, too! :)
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